dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

yologna:

people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind